The worse looking car keys.

Kinja'd!!! "hessen" (dontstarmebro)
09/24/2013 at 11:36 • Filed to: None

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I mean we already have the best looking car keys, how about the worst looking ones. There's a lot of shitty looking car keys out there I am sure, how about we narrow it down to the cars that were made in the past 10 years.

Here's the key to my 2010 Nissan. It wouldnt be half as bad if it were not for the gigantic keyless entry fob.

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Firewrx234 > hessen
09/24/2013 at 11:49

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Thank you GM.


Kinja'd!!! getchapopcorn > hessen
09/24/2013 at 11:49

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My 164s key is fantastic looking — the giant brick of a fob with one button is not. Same boat as you, my friend.


Kinja'd!!! Atomic Buffalo > hessen
09/24/2013 at 11:52

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How about every GM key and fob before 2008.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Firewrx234
09/24/2013 at 11:56

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Yeah, these were pretty bad. I remember my grandmother had a few caddies with these.


Kinja'd!!! MIATAAAA > hessen
09/24/2013 at 11:58

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Out 1992 Toyota Previa had THE WORST remote ever. It was large, ugly, and only had one button. What a horrendous piece of technology.

If anyone can find a photo of it, my GIS skills couldn't find it. It was a black rectangle with a single oblong button in the center on a random diagonal.

I think it originally said "Toyota" in red on it, but it wore off quickly.


Kinja'd!!! NinetyQ > hessen
09/24/2013 at 12:16

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Past ten years ? Well, I'm out.

(All cars I have ever owned are at least 17 years old)


Kinja'd!!! NinetyQ > Firewrx234
09/24/2013 at 12:18

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I don't mind the one for my Grand Prix. I like how small my keys are compared to modern clunky ones.


Kinja'd!!! Naijaflavor, I Love Doritos > hessen
09/24/2013 at 12:34

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was it like this

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Kinja'd!!! Dumpring > hessen
09/24/2013 at 15:27

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This is a key offered for a 2006 Pontiac GTO - inexcusable!

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Kinja'd!!! Jays81DMC > hessen
09/24/2013 at 15:46

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My 1980 Z28 used 2 keys. The small one was for the doors and trunk. The big one for the ignition. The kick of it was that once you started the car, you could pull the ignition key out and keep the car running. My guess was this allowed you to open the trunk while the car was running - assuming you kept both keys on the same ring.

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Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > hessen
09/24/2013 at 18:38

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You either have your original VW key or you don't. Porsche key fobs work, but it makes you go fast.


Kinja'd!!! hessen > MIATAAAA
09/24/2013 at 20:19

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Same as my nissan, except your were made in 1992, but mine was in 2010, and thats all you see, 1 big button and one red led. no nissan badge or anything. truly the most hideous fob I've ever seen.

My current toyota looks much better though.

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Kinja'd!!! MIATAAAA > hessen
09/24/2013 at 20:39

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That is a nice looking key! Good job, Toyota!